If you leave something at my house, I will gladly return it. Unless, of course, you don’t deserve it.
If you simply fall off the face of the Earth without so much as a “See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya,” rest assured I will take your item with me everywhere I go and photograph it having the time of its life - the life that you are missing out on, I might add.
Meet Deon. He is a can of men’s deodorant destined to live a life of adventure and excitement. These are just a sampling of photos depicting Deon’s time with me so far…
(I’m not crazy.)
Deon about to tickle the ivories.
Deon hangin ten with cool-ass surfer dudes
Deon chillin with Alvin, Simon & Theodore.
